a BaSkET fULL of rUbbiSH

Okay, today was interesting enuff, actually I wrote a blog for yesterday but well, thanks to the power of modern technology, I  lost it, never mind, so today’s a brief of yesterday and full of today,

Yesterday, woke up at 5AM with a motherload of a stomach ache and sat in the toilet for 45 min. Bugger, shit until I cry man, it was painful, well, how I ended up like that is totally my fault, well…..it all began, many many hours ago, after my Japanese dinner the night before with me girl to celebrate me bday, wahlau, sushi la, udon la, and other terror terror Chinese obscenities sounding Japanese stuff, and loads of Ocha green tea, so full, so happy la, we skipped alfresco coffee in Bbintang cuz it was raining, so we went KLCC la, jalan jalan lor, okay, done with that, nightcap, went for coffee at san fran, so, since we had 9 drinks paid, our tenth is free ma, any drink, on the house, so myself greedy as usual, took the largest most expensive cup of frisco frappe chocolate extreme, I tell u, sinful as hell, damn tasty, damn shiok, wah hero la, finish ice blended stuff on a cold cold night, while my girl took the smart decision to drink only warm small hot chocolate to keep warm on a cold night, as if that wasn;t enuff, I like hero summore, bday no cake not nice rite??, so went and order one more powerful chocolate blackforest cake ( one slice) AMA, damn tasty also, damn shiok also, and damn happy contented liao, went home hero also la, like nothing happen, took a shower and net summore, went to sleep la,……then at 5AM u know la what happened……tu lah sendiri cari pasal, so, one advice to greedy buggers out there, Green Tea and Chocolate Ice Blended within 2 hours is a recipe for a sore anus, so stay away from it, SAY TAK NAK OK. Pain wei

Okay, today just got back from my college’s grand event, ACCA premier plus status recognition presentation ceremony, a mouthful, anyway, okay la, big event ma, but I tell u why this  should be worth the notation,

Anyway, okay, students arrived between 8.30 to 9 la, so, all line up like small boy small girls get free ACCA T shirt to celebrate the event la, okay la, I was late so the blues, the reds all finish, left only with BRIGHT yellow and orange, I took the former, ok done, changed, and ready to ‘celebrate” this event, okay la, wait and wait and wait, and wait like a moron like that, more students came in, so I help carry chairs la, the least I could do, okay settled, wait summore,

Okay the bitchin part, as if the MC not only share the same name as mine, he’s an arrogant Schmuck too, never mind la, so continue, we had to ‘rehearse” the event summore, ALAMAK, rehearse for this event?? C’mon?? why la the hype?? So, stand la sit la, stand la clap la, sit la like dogs like that, okay, still can tolerate, moving on, wait summore, then okay la, the kwai loh came liao, waaaahhhh soooooo terrrooorr….we had bunga manggar ( traditional malay wedding style deco, basically papaya on top with colorful frills stuck on it, actually very nice one, and the chicks took the time to wear traditional costumes, wah I was impressed, very impressed, all the effort, good, now the dreaded part came in, the entry music, OKAY….we had malay kebaya, Kurung, cheongsam, sarees, everything la, Malaysia Boleh spirit la, but upon entry, I heard no Kompang beatings, AIYOR……., instead they blared this really Jinjang High Techno Gizzo Fillo boom boom bang bang music piece that pierced the ears of the jet lagged kwai loh, poor fellow must be wondering whether he is in a disco party or a college hall, embarrassing, at the very least please la, pay 100 bucks for some amateur malay boys to play the kompang while coming in also not too difficult one, but dun la go play sum Techno music for welcoming ur guest from the Queen’s land la, so malu leh,

Okay,  speeches were motivating but well…..we won’t say anything bout our VVIPs la, too sensitive summore our students might be reading this also

Okay part two of bitchin, The GIRLS, aiyor I tell u, my coursemates summore, upon the leaving of the VIPs, the girls all excited like teenage girls high on drugs and seeing the backstreet boys like that, AIYO AMA AMA, ask for autograph la, HEY SHY LA A BIT!!!! One kwai loh and all want to panic ask for autograph, I tell u ar, I’ve never seen the “uluness” of some of my self acclaimed “ sophisticated” girl coursemates, not that he was a very good looking man, and no celebrity either but he’s got good speech delivery, hey ppl won’t sit as CEO of ACCA for nothing la =) but the girls in my course, embarrassing, I dun wanna name names, but shy la a bit ok……..then the mother load of all embarrassment, aiyor, handshake the hand touch the face one u know, after the handshake, they rubbed their hands on their faces, I tell u ar…………………*shakes head*

So far that’s the only bitching to do la, will keep ya all updated, but Kudos to the 19 month old CEO of ACCA, Glasgow, thank u for recognizing our college, and all the best to ACCA man, we rock, and yeah my yellow t shirt, okay kewl, but expected an imported one la, c’mon we pay 57 pounds a year u know,

So ciAoz guys, see ya all next time =)

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